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The Snorelympics pt 6"Well, guys how does it look on me? Misty asked as she proudly displayed the medal that she had been awarded for the first event.The Snorelympics pt 6
"It looks great Misty. " said Max. "But if you win any more events you might not be able to stay on your feet so well."
Everyone laughed at this, including Misty. Everyone was in high spirits and looking forward to the next event, which was the tug-of-war. Since there were three teams, the rope was split into three directions with the other ends tied together over a pit in the center as custom dictates, but instead of the pit being filled with dirt or mud, the shallow little hole was teeming wit


The Snorelympics pt 5There was a considerable hubbub as the townsfolk gathered around for the start of the first event. Three sets of parallel bars had been set up in a Cul de sac leading from the center of town. The crowd gathered around and Jenny made her way to a raised platform.The Snorelympics pt 5
"Attention everyone! Our first event is to be the high bar event. Each team of two will start at one end of their respective beam, however to truly test the skills of our contestants, we have enlisted a little outside help." With that, a small crowd of Pokemon made their way through the crowd and took their place underneath the balance beams. The little creatures looked like bu


Charlie and the Berry FactoryWilly Wonka and the Berry FactoryCharlie and the Berry Factory
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How Willy Wonka COULD have ended
Three white jumpsuits with matching facemasks now hung on their respective hooks outside Mr. Willy Wonkas private office. With him was the lucky winner of his golden ticket contest, Charlie Bucket with his Grandfather Joe, whom he had just finished giving a tour of his famous candy factory.
Well Charlie and Mr. Bucket, that completes the tour of the factory and as I promised the lifetime supply of chocolate will be delivered to your doorstep this afternoon. That soon? Well, lets go the


The Snorelympics pt 4Jenny led the four still confused children and Pikachu to the banquet table in the center of the courtyard. Misty noticed for the first time a few more odd features about the table.The Snorelympics pt 4
Umm, where are we supposed to sit? I dont see any chairs or benches and what are those pots on the table for?
Oh, thats full incense. Its the secret ingredient for the villages appearance. Everyone enjoys the banquet while breathing in the incense and our bodies become more flexible, and as for the chairs, everyone eats while standing up, that way we dont break through the chairs and our fee
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If we can't laugh, then our enemies win!
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"just a girl with talent"
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The imagination is a bank that not enough people withdraw from.
But at least you're doing ok... and that's good to know.
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Friends is more important than anything else on earth.
Your fellow deviant, qaviar
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